Okay, let’s set the scene. We got you through her first visit to your house. Now you’re out and about with your suitably impressed object of affection and she says, “Hey, why don’t we go back to your place and, you know, do something?”

This is is the time for sexpots. No, don't get the wrong idea. We mean it's the time to put the power of potted plants to work for you!

Visits of this type are not planned. They are impromptu. And impromptu is not the moment to consider what your place “says” about you, your personality, your personal hygiene, your weltanschauung or your potential for self-fulfillment. What she sees when she walks in your front door says more about you in a glance than your Facebook page ever will.

You need to be ready and potted bulb flowers are key to a keen strategy.

First, review the stuff in She’s Visiting You. The basics about cleanliness, etc. all apply. Make these basics part of the routine.

Now unleash your inner sexpot and put the power of potted plants to work as part of a strategically executed scheme of home decor.

There are, of course, lots of elements to décor. There are painted walls, furniture, cabinets, fixtures, etc. There are plenty of places in cyberspace to learn that stuff. Here we’re talking about sensibility. It’s sensibility (not sensitivity) training, if you like. You can use these ideas as a jumping off point for other décor ideas.

As we’ve said before, surrounding yourself with living breathing green things and flowers goes a long way to communicating what a sensitive guy you are. It says that you get it that “it’s not all about you.” Hey, you can keep something alive! This will impress girls. Besides, it’s more trouble keeping your IPhone charged than it is keeping a few strategically acquired plants alive, so why not? Heck, you might even like it.

The ideas that follow are designed to help you see and think about design detail. They will help you say what you want to say, your way. Potted flowers can help you make a statement, focus your creativity and add a bit of life to your life.

This is not so much a how-to guide, as a think it through guide. With words, pictures and a bit of creative prodding we aim to point you in the right direction. As a post-graduate sexpot, you'll be able to look at your own place and know how to put the power of potted flowering plants to work for you. What follows is about thinking and seeing. All easy. (Did we mention there are lots of big pictures?)

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